Sunday, May 8, 2011

Sunday boredom combo breaker ep1

Sup? Bored much? Wanna hear a joke? 

Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws to kick some ideas around. The project, an action docu-drama about famous composers featured Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.
The producers really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well, started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."

Browsing internet past week I stumbled across some very interesting and amusing sites you might want to check out. Since it's Boreday today and you have nothing else to do, these links will make your day (worked for me at least)

So, you have this genie at the left side of your screen, m'kay? Now imagine someone, ANYONE, be it a singer, actor, porn star, cartoon character, whatever. Now answer genies questions. Mind blown? Yes it is

14000 different flash games sorted into 30+ categories. Perfect site for Boreday afternoon. (Try portal flesh game, killed my day off)

Name of the site says everything, perfectly timed photos. Just check it out, browse some pictures, you'll laugh your ass of!

Your Tube Today
So, this Boreday on your YouTube menu would be my personal favorite these days, Courtneypants. This girl is a total nutcase, talking about balls and unicorns all day long. Every vlog she makes is a story for it self, each better then the previous one. She's one the cutest vloggers out there and she responds on her video comments on a daily basis. Also, she has loads of videos with some other youtubers that grew pretty famous past years (Shaytards, Swiftkaratechop, Cecily) which make her even more awesome.
The only thing I hate about her thou is that she refuses to merry me, but one day, after she meets me, she WILL change her opinion. 
Watch her, love her, write her, whatever... I present to you courtneypants

 That would be it, best wishes and see you next Boreday in seven days. Cheers

Friday, May 6, 2011

Facebook explained, dare you to oppose

Sup? Facebook much? Ye you do, everyone does... That's the problem my friend. You spend too much time on facebook.
When was the last time you started your web browser (Internet explorer, yes I know you knew what it means) and forgot about visiting the famous page? Do you even have it bookmarked? Check your recent history. Yup, you're an addict!
Now, the thing I'm aiming at is not simply internet addiction. Most of us have it, including myself thank you very much. It's the f***ing ego outburst on those sites that makes me sick. How much of those facebook "friends" you know in real life? If the answer is A LOT, then tell me how many of them are communicating with you on a daily basis (irl only, facebook chat is not communication)? Also, put your family on one side and other facebook users on the other. The number got pretty low am i not right?
The other thing is picture browsing. It's cool, you have tons of pictures and your friends have loads of pictures with you on them. Question is, how often do you check their pictures and how often do you come back to yours? Ego prestige at your service. You don't care about John and his crazyness, or Jenny with her cute smiles, all you care about is how awesome you look on your pictures. Same goes for group photos - Your eyes ALWAYS wander towards your side of the picture, no matter how small and insignificant it is. ALWAYS!
Facebook mini games? Ye, they are AWESOME! Farmville and Zunga poker are definition of coolness these days, you can't have friends if you don't have them as your neighbours! Ye, all fun and games. Ask someone if they play some FPS or RTS game (cba explaining, google it), or God forbid, if they have active World of Warcraft account! Get your response and read this afterwards: YUP, POINT PROVEN!

Summa Summarum:
Facebook ain't making you any cooler the you already are, it doesn't make you any more friends then you can actually meet in real life, however it does shape your social life a lot which needs to be changed ASAP!
So, delete your facebook bookmark and see you next time here, on "Complex Media".