Sunday, May 8, 2011

Sunday boredom combo breaker ep1

Sup? Bored much? Wanna hear a joke? 

Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws to kick some ideas around. The project, an action docu-drama about famous composers featured Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.
The producers really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well, started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."


Browsing internet past week I stumbled across some very interesting and amusing sites you might want to check out. Since it's Boreday today and you have nothing else to do, these links will make your day (worked for me at least)

So, you have this genie at the left side of your screen, m'kay? Now imagine someone, ANYONE, be it a singer, actor, porn star, cartoon character, whatever. Now answer genies questions. Mind blown? Yes it is

14000 different flash games sorted into 30+ categories. Perfect site for Boreday afternoon. (Try portal flesh game, killed my day off)

Name of the site says everything, perfectly timed photos. Just check it out, browse some pictures, you'll laugh your ass of!


Your Tube Today
So, this Boreday on your YouTube menu would be my personal favorite these days, Courtneypants. This girl is a total nutcase, talking about balls and unicorns all day long. Every vlog she makes is a story for it self, each better then the previous one. She's one the cutest vloggers out there and she responds on her video comments on a daily basis. Also, she has loads of videos with some other youtubers that grew pretty famous past years (Shaytards, Swiftkaratechop, Cecily) which make her even more awesome.
The only thing I hate about her thou is that she refuses to merry me, but one day, after she meets me, she WILL change her opinion. 
Watch her, love her, write her, whatever... I present to you courtneypants


 That would be it, best wishes and see you next Boreday in seven days. Cheers

37 comments:

  1. Oh great - just what I needed, more websites to waste my time with!

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  2. I'll be Bach xD Nice one! Funny post, keep it up!

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  3. I laughed so hard at the baseball guy. What a fail!

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  4. hahaha I love that boobs. +follow.

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  5. gotta love them pefectly timed photos lol

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  6. I just found 5 new ways to waste a ton of time!

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  7. Awesome blog! Was a nice read =D Keep it up, i'm enjoy reading it!

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  8. The diarrhea post was not expected, the joke was pretty good, I don't really play flash games, I laughed at the picture. ^_^

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  9. lol the "boobs" were a midget ass? haha

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  10. The first picture made me happy! And then very sad..

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  11. That perfectly timed photos sigh is golden haha.

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  12. Haha^
    Yeah similar reaction here. And the girl in the video is nuts lol.

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  13. trolled by baby. feels bad, man.
    +followed

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  14. this girl courtneypants... I appreciate her creativity, but man I needed to turn off the video after about 1 minute cause I couldn't stand her talking this much and this fast. Thank you for sharing though. 8D

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  15. Hah, that first image. Reminds me of the dude's chest, if you know which picture I'm talking about.

    Also, Akinator is pretty mind blowing. Manages to guess even the most obscure characters I can think of!

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  16. Perfectly timed photos is awesome hahaha

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  17. Perfectly timed photos is a brilliant site thankyou!

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  18. Well that burned my boredom for 2-5 mins, see ya next week also follwing for more boredom breaks.

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  19. Good laugh :-) Thanks! I needed that!

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  20. Courtneypants is awesome, the only reason she gets away by doing so crazy is because she is so cute! Love her!

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  21. Akinator is immense, we spent ages at school trying to beat it!

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  22. Hilarious haha
    looking forward to future ones

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  23. OMG, that girl is really hilarious xD

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  24. the joke was awesome haha

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  25. boobs pic was funny as. some more good flash games to procrastinate with (:

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  26. Boobs are nice only coz they resemble ze ass but are more out in the open nowadays

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  27. Brilliant way of grabbing attention. Bravo.

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